BG Student Almanac for 2021
- The average precipitation is predicted to remain 48 inches. (Not including human tears).
- Weather forecasts will now only report current weather conditions (for accuracy purposes).
- The best season for planting avocados in Illinois remains never.
- The number of UFO sightings is predicted to decrease by .04%.
- The number of new invasive species of insects that’s size is more than four times the native species is predicted to be 0.
- Average nail growth each month is predicted to be 2.5mm.
- The number of toiletry shortages will most likely be zero. (Recent update: in light of the Suez Canal incident, the amount has been revised as “probably no more than one”).
- The amount of days predicted for the month of April will most likely be 30, possibly 31.
- Cable TV will make a sweeping comeback rendering subscription services virtually useless.
- The color vermilion will be the most popular color of 2021 or it might be purple.
- Beware of the courtyard squirrels, studies show, they do in fact have teeth.
